If you came here hoping to learn about the complexities of the universe, you are in the WRONG place.

When I'm not partaking in my day job as a "banker," I'm drinking a Cosmo and watching Bravo while simultaneously attempting to achieve Z list fame. I thought I'd live in NYC forever but I recently moved to San Francisco for a man. The ultimate goal is to leverage this website as a way to get free cosmos at every establishment known to humankind. That shit adds up.