Southern Trash, etc.
** Please note: I wrote the below literal months ago and i now have the mental capacity to finish and post. The writing below about any and all reality TV is outdated, but whatever. I paid $144 for this website and I can write what I want. So, enjoy what I have been working on for the past few months. I've written tid bits here and there, and I am willing to bet that none of it makes any sense.
Hello cruel world. What a wild few weeks it has been. By wild I mean I spent two straight weeks in my office working. Such is life. But I have returned.
I wrote the above sentence on May 13th and then got distracted. I am here now to finish what I started. I honestly don’t care to discuss anything that happened in the past month since I last posted on this stupid page except for last week’s episode of Southern Charm.
Sit on a broomstick
Shove an umbrella up your butt and open it
I just want to lay down a few facts / tid-bits for everyone.
As you may have noticed on social media, Patricia is officially team Kathryn. If you want the full story, just Google it or something. I'll provide some highlights below:
- Thomas told Patricia he wanted a more refined woman because Ashley wasn’t up to snuff
- Patricia sets Thomas up with an initially hesitant Luzanne Otte
- They went on a few dates, Thomas got drunk and started accusing his new love interest of banging the neighbor (Otte did not know the neighbor)
- TRav also told Otte he wished Kathryn would die from a drug overdose and is upset she keeps passing her drug tests
- Trashley get back together and start harassing this poor woman
- The website “All About the Tea” is Ashley’s friend trying to slander Kathryn so don’t pay attention to it
- Ashley is still dating a man who has raped multiple woman, by the way
- If Shep, the personified Switzerland, says he hates someone, that’s when you know they suck
- I almost miss Landon at this point
- On Monday, June 25th, Ashely posted the following to Twitter:
Idk if I posted these in the correct order or if I repeated the same photos, but whatever.
I can't assemble the aforementioned tweets in a cohesive manner. In summary, Ashley is trying to accuse the lady who was raped by Trav of harassing her. Andy said the reunion was going to be lit because of Ashley so I truly cannot wait.
Anyway, I haven't written in a while because I'm so busy. I don't even have time to sleep. This blog sucks and so does this blog post. But I am doing this for myself because I need a purpose. Aside from Southern Charm, I will reveal below some celeb gossip in case you don't read the blind items:
1. Anthony Bourdain may not have killed himself. His girlfriend at the time of his death was one of the first to come out and accuse Harvey Weinstein.
2. Ellen Pompeo and Jesse William from Grey's Anatomy may be having an affair
3. That dude who created all the Nickelodeon shows we love (The Amanda Show, All That, etc.) is the reason why Zoey 101 was cancelled. (Remember when she got pregnant).
Please visit www.crazydaysandnights.net for more information.
Well, Cooper is at a work event right now in Vegas at our favorite hotel and I'm sitting here doing nothing. So that's great. Also, if you have some time, I recommend watching "The Staircase" on Netflix. This shit is crazy. Please watch and let me know your thoughts. I promise to write a better blogpost next time.
Bye, freaks.